Sonnet

Derek

There was a boy named Derek who liked pools,
He swam all day untill he could not swim,
After he swam he sat at the bar stools,
He laid down to sleep with the lights all dim,
While asleep he drempt something very fun,
He was running away from a large bear,
Then he stopped and pulled out his old gun,
He knelt down and set his sights on a hare,
Then with a pull of the trigger KA-POW,
He walked to the dead hare and bagged the sucker,
He walked home and milked the old family cow,
He cooked the hare and ate it for supper,
He woke up after this nice meal and said,
Would you look at that, that hare is so dead.